The New Chat Lingo
The other day was chatting with an old friend of mine when suddenly she stepped down and her teen son took over the chat desk, and God! To hell with his lingo I struggled terribly to chat with him for just 2 minutes, bid a bye to him but surfed on the web to compile and get this far-from-exhaustive list to help you decipher some of that new cyberspace teen lingo because you know not how much your teen kids would appreciate you if you can use the same and chat with them. Not just that they are quick and easy abbreviations you can use with anyone and get them bowled. Check it out
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5 wait a few minutes to speak, a parent is in the room
55 coast is clear, we can talk about anything
ADIH another day in hell
AFK away from keyboard
A/S/L age/sex/location
B/F boyfriend
B4 before
B4N bye for now
BAK back at keyboard
BF best friend, or boyfriend
BFD big f______ deal
BM&Y between you and me
BOHICA bend over, here it comes again
BR bathroom
BTDT been there done that
CTN can’t talk now
CUL see you later
CWYL chat with you later
D/L download
EMA e-mail address
ESAD eat s___ and die
F2F face to face
FOAD f___ off and die
FOMCL falling off my chair laughing
FITB fill in the blank
FUBAR f_____ up beyond all recognition
FYEO for your eyes only
G/F girlfriend
G2G got to go
G2R got to run
GOI get over it
GYPO get your pants off
H4U hot for you
HOAS hold on a second
IG2R I got to run
ILU I love you
IPN I’m posting naked
JAC just a sec
KMA kiss my a__
KOTC kiss on the cheek
KOTL kiss on the lips
L8R later
LDR long distance relationship
LMAO laughing my a__ off
M8 mate
MILF mother I’d love to f___
MorF male or female?
MoS mother over shoulder
MOSS member of same sex
MOTOS member of the opposite sex
NIFOC nude in front of the computer
OLL online love
OMW on my way
OOH out of here
P911 my parents are coming!
PA parent alert
PAL parents are listening
PANB parents are nearby
PHAT pretty hot and tempting
PM private message
POP parent is on prowl, can’t speak freely
POS parent over shoulder
POSSLQ person of opposite sex sharing living quarters
PRW people/parents are watching
SOB stressed out bigtime
SorG straight or gay?
SOS sibling over shoulder, watch what you say
STM spank the monkey (masturbate)
STFU shut the f___ up
TARFU things are really fouled up
TDTM talk dirty to me
TLF true love forever
TPTB the powers that be
UV unpleasant visual
WAYF where are you from?
WIIFM what’s in it for me?
WOMBAT waste of money, brains and time
WTF what the f___?
WTGP want to go private?
WUF? where are you from?
WWYC write when you can
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